Michael Hitler

"Sounds like a personal problem."

- Michael's catchphrase Michael Hitler, known mononymously as Michael throughout the Autistic Adventures series, was the son of Adolf Hitler, and an ally of Peter Yan during Autistic Adventures and Actually Good Shippuden.

Biography
Michael was born in the city of Burlin as a result of an affair between Adolf Hitler, Führer of the Fourth Reich of Deutschland and head of the Hitler royal family, and Josephine Stalin, his father's secretary, twenty-five years before the start of ''Autistic Adventures. ''Michael and his mother were exiled to Untermensch Region, the outermost and poorest region of the Fourth Reich of Deutschland shortly after his birth and status as the illegitimate child of Adolf Hitler was exposed. After his mother abandoned him, Michael led an aimless life, committing delinquencies such as gambling, drinking alcohol, and picking fights with gang members at a relatively young age. After awakening his Intrinsic and accidentally killing several gang members with it, a sixteen-year-old Michael became a wanted criminal, causing him to flee the Fourth Reich of Deutschland and live a nomadic lifestyle to avoid capture for eight years. Following the declaration of the Second Dark Lord War by Keyonne Greyson, Michael was tracked down and recruited by Li Shimin to join the forces of Alan Xian, fighting alongside powerful people such as Nimrod Raven, Aiden Higora, and Peter Yan. He frequently skirmished with Hamdan Sheik before the start of Autistic Adventures, and the two developed a profound respect for each other over time.

Following the pivotal Battle of the Holy Library, Michael spent three years modifying himself into a powerful cyborg after having his magic augmented by the prototype Codex given to him by Alan. He later joined the Empyrean Embers, a team made up of Alan's surviving subordinates, after hearing about the Nigaboos' invasion of the Holy Library. Almost a month before Peter's arrival, Michael and Divya Veda began a romantic relationship.

After the Raid on Area 51 and the Empyrean Embers' obtained the blueprints for the Holy Grail, Michael analyzed it and discovered its location, and eventually voluntarily joined Nimrod and Aiden on their quest to retrieve it to revive Peter, causing him to return to his birthplace. However, as a result of oversleeping, the three unknowingly entered the Fourth Reich of Deutschland's airspace, and their plane was shot down. After a brief confrontation with the Hitler royal family that resulted in the postponement of their operation, Michael acquired intel on the exact location of the Holy Grail, which was located in a Nigaboos military base in the Untermensch Region. The trio arrived at the base two days later at night, where they soon discovered was a trap meant to capture Nimrod and take the Divine Spoon by force. Michael and Nimrod managed to escape the ambush, but at the cost of Aiden's life.

Michael would remain in Game-Land to help Christian Price rebuild it following the Game-Land Civil War, and be absent from the Kingdom of Beasts arc. He would later become relevant during the Battle for Greatbug, where he helped the Empyrean Embers secure their possession of Greatbug by heroically sacrificing his own life to destroy most of the Nigaboos's navy. His self-invented technologies and usage of a Codex would greatly benefit the Wizard Realm following the end of the Second Dark Lord War.

Appearance
Michael was a young man of decent height with a lean build. He had shoulder-length brown hair, and brown eyes. When he appeared in Autistic Adventures, Michael was stated to be wearing a military uniform that strongly resembled uniforms worn by Nazis from the Normal Realm. During the three years between Autistic Adventures and Actually-Good Shippuden, Michael turned himself into a cyborg by replacing most of his body with cybernetic enhancements, all of which was hidden under his less formal attire, consisting of a green hoodie and sweatpants.

Personality
Michael was a nonchalant and insensitive individual. As a result of living alone since his birth, Michael developed an uncaring attitude towards people, constantly displaying a dispassionate demeanor for the situation of others, even if they are troubled and need assistance, hence his catchphrase. Despite this, Michael was shown to have some level of care towards his allies, being willing to work with them and protect them at times of need, though he claimed he did so since them dying would have been "inconvenient".

Michael was also rather calm and collective. He had been shown formulating strategies even during intense combat or imminent danger, and rarely had emotional outbursts. The only time he had shown any signs of emotional distress was during the Battle of the Holy Library; when his strategy to defeat Judah failed and the lion launched its powerful attack, Michael shouted multiple times in surprise and despair. Michael's logical approach to problems greatly contrasted Peter's tendency for intuitive and irrational solutions, which caused the two to occasionally bicker.

Magic

 * Nazi Magic: Michael used this Arcana-type Intrinsic to manifest his personal army that consisted of fifteen million life-sized infantry armed with various military equipment, along with several hundred diverse types of armoured fighting vehicles, military aircrafts, warships, and submarines that strongly resembled those used by Nazis from the Normal Realm. This Intrinsic also allowed him to create various weaponry, ranging from melee weapons such as swords and staffs, to modern firearms. After having his Intrinsic augmented by the prototype Codex, Michael was able to create futuristic weaponry and technologies, such as laser-based weapons and jetpacks.
 * Gas Chamber: A unique ability granted by Nazi Magic that allowed Michael to emit a poisonous gas from his body while granting him immunity to said gas. Breathing in this gas can cause unconsciousness, with the duration being proportional to the amount inhaled and time exposed to, and prolonged exposure can even induce death. Additionally, the gas can be filtered by gas masks and be rendered ineffective.
 * Firing Squad: After manifesting several different types of firearms and levitating them above him, Michael fires them at his opponent, showering them with bullets of different calibers.
 * Final Solution: Michael's most powerful technique. Before the time skip, Michael performed this technique by manifesting six ten-barrelled rotary laser cannons next to him, then firing them at his opponent, overwhelming them with countless beams of light while bombarding their surroundings with explosions. After the three-year time skip, Michael was able to execute this skill through the numerous miniature laser cannons within his body, making it easier to use and consume less magic.

Abilities

 * Immense Magic Power: Michael possessed an absurd amount of magic power. He was able to sustain his Intrinsic at maximum capacity for several hours with no signs of discomfort during the Battle of the Holy Library, easily create multiple complex machineries out of magic alone, and even intimidate the Seraphs by exerting his magic. By converting all his magic into explosive energy to augment his self-destruction, Michael had the potential to completely decimate the Nigaboos' armada had Keyonne not stopped him.
 * Proficient Weapons Combatant: Michael was a relatively skilled fighter when using weaponry. His proficiency with weapons was shown when he managed to fight on equal terms and eventually restrain Alan Xian, though the latter was holding back his strength, and when he overpowered Hamdan Sheik with the help of Nimrod Raven.
 * Cybernetic Enhancements: Michael's entire body, save for his heart, was replaced with waterproof combat-ready cybernetics and prostheses, giving him a high level of strength, durability, and speed, as well as advanced sensors and various projectile attacks. This made Michael virtually immune to many forms of physical and biological damage, but consequently, incredibly vulnerable to electromagnetic interferences. His body mainly ran on solar energy and magic, though it was also capable of being powered by electricity, biofuel, and eventually nuclear energy.
 * Eye Scanner: Michael's left eye was replaced with a bionic scanner capable of analyzing the chemical composition of substances, tracking and observing heat signatures, and detecting and seeing past physical or magical concealments.
 * Supercomputer Brain: Michael's brain was replaced with a supercomputer that resembled a sphere supported by a pole. Besides controlling Michael's entire body, it was capable of performing high speed calculations, accessing the Wizard Realm's version of the Internet and GPS, analyzing complex blueprints of devices and deciphering their functions, and run simulations to visually predict the outcome of a scenario. This supercomputer was mainly solar-powered and magic-powered, though it could be manually switched to the electrical backup battery inside Michael's body.
 * Built-in Communication System: Michael had a communication system built into his body, allowing him to communicate through the radioes of all his summoned vehicles, and receive and answer phone calls directed towards his cellphone.
 * Integrated Jetpacks: Hidden beneath Michael's upper back was a pair of jetpacks that propelled him at regulatable speeds. This allowed Michael to fly at speeds equal to or faster than a car of his own invention at full speed, hover in the air, or slowly descend onto the ground. These jetpacks were powered by Michael's own magic energy instead of combustible fuel, which allowed them to remain functional underwater or in oxygen-free environments.
 * Laser Cannons: Beneath Michael's lower back and arms were countless small laser cannons capable of firing beams of light supplied by his magic. The laser beams could easily pierce through concrete, and possessed explosive capabilities similar to miniature missiles. Their sizes could also be regulated, allowing Michael to either fire thin laser beams small enough to pierce a person's eyes, or big enough to blast holes in walls.
 * Nuclear Cannon: Created some time before the Battle for Greatbug. By putting his fists together and deploying all the laser cannons on his hands and arms, Michael was able to fire significantly larger energy beams with destructive force on par with nuclear weapons by powering his cannons with his upgraded nuclear battery.
 * Codex Storage Compartment: Beneath Michael's chest was a small compartment that stored his Codex. It could be opened to deploy the Codex at his will, allowing him to manifest his powerful inventions whenever.
 * Expert Inventor: After receiving his Codex from Alan, Michael used it to create numerous advanced technologies, all of which were stored as blueprints within it so he can manifest them through magic at will. Aside from his cyborg body and countless other creations he never revealed, Michael had invented:
 * Computer-guided jetpacks
 * A computer-guided orange limousine with soundproof-rubber wheels, radar-cloaking technology, and coated with retro-reflective panels
 * A high-speed sedan capable of ramming through concrete and trees with ease, and can be transformed into a hearse
 * A supersonic jet
 * Universal Translators

Equipment

 * Codex: Michael possessed a prototype Codex that contained blueprints of his inventions, which he received from Alan prior to the Battle of the Holy Library. Initially, this Codex had a simple design; it had a red cover with an insignia that strongly resembled a Swastika at the center of the front cover, and the image Adolf Hitler — Michael's father — on the back cover. After the three-year timeskip, the Codex's appearance changed drastically. The image of Adolf Hitler was completely erased from the back cover, and was replaced with a black eagle standing atop a Swastika insignia circled by oak wreath. Oak wreath ornaments also appeared around the borders, and runic symbols that resembled lightning bolts appeared on the spine. This Codex was later retrieved by Keyonne Greyson after Michael's death, who used the blueprints it contained to enhance the strength of his military and eventually the technology level of the Wizard Realm. The Codex itself would become the progenitor of the Codexs used by people throughout the realm to document their Intrinsics' spells and pass on their knowledge upon death.